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Ben, Pete and Nick went to a car race one day. Unfortunately,

a race car crashed through the fence into the spectators and

they were killed.

Being good God-fearing men, they ascended to Heaven where

they were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He said,

"Welcome to Heaven, gentlemen. I'm sure you'll be quite

comfortable here, but I must warn you that we do have our

rules in Heaven. If you break them, you'll be punished.

One rule is, never step on a duck. If you step on a duck,

the duck quacks, then they all quack, and it just goes on

and on."

That sounded simple enough. They passed through the Pearly

Gates and were surprised to find there were ducks everywhere!

In no time at all, Ben stepped on one. The duck quacked,

then they all quacked, they made a terrible racket and it

just went on and on. Pretty soon along came St. Peter with

a terribly homely woman in tow. "I warned you that if you

broke the duck rule you'd be punished." He chained the homely

woman to Ben and said, "You will be together forever," and

walked away.

Sometime later, despite his best efforts, Pete accidentally

stepped on a duck. The duck quacked, then they all quacked

and made a terrible commotion that just went on and on. Sure

enough, along came St. Peter with an even homelier woman.

"I warned you that if you broke the duck rule you'd be

punished." With that, he chained the woman to Pete and said,

"The two of you will be together for all eternity," and walked

away.

Well, Nick was very careful not to step on a duck. One day St.

Peter came along with a drop dead gorgeous blonde. He chained

her to Nick and said, "You will be together now and forever

more," and walked away. Nick exclaimed, "Wow, I wonder what

I did to deserve this?"

"I don't know about you," said the beautiful woman, "but I

stepped on a duck..."